Tottenham target Bryan Gil loves a nutmeg like Harry Kane and Dele Alli, matching Lionel Messi’s tally
Since that Nike Brazil vs Portugal commercial in 2004, we’ve all been a bit obsessed with nutmeg.
It’s such a simple joy to put the ball in someone else’s legs.
Designed to humiliate, the act must be followed by a proud statement of your favorite phrase.
“MEGS” or “NUTS” – depending on which part of the country you are from. ‘OLE’ if you are Luis Figo or Roberto Carlos.
It’s a tradition that extends to the height of our game. While Tottenham may have finished seventh in the Premier League last season, they could soon be leading where it really matters: the nutmeg table.
Along with Dele Alli, Tanguy Ndombele and Harry Kane, Spurs are expected to win the crown every season. Do you remember the time Alli gave muscle to a referee?
But despite a big performance from Kane with eight, they finished fourth in 2020/21 on 34 nutmeg, while Fulham, Leeds and Manchester United shared the title with 35.
For the Red Devils, that was mostly down to Marcus Rashford, who delivered double the nutmeg of any other player in the league with 21 on his own.
However, Tottenham will face a tall order to reclaim glory this coming season with the imminent arrival of Bryan Gil.
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The Sevilla forward, who spent last season on loan at Eibar, is expected to join Spurs in a swap deal that would see Erik Lamela travel to Spain.
Despite his 20 years, Gil is a bit of a throwback: one of those wingers who loves to take on people.
The Spaniard, who was part of his country’s Olympic team this summer, could nutmeg a siren and scored the same number as Lionel Messi in La Liga last season.
While Kane was the Premier League’s sixth most prolific nut megger, Gil finished seventh in the Spanish top flight alongside Messi.
Let’s not forget that Alli has already achieved 14 nutmeg in the 2016/17 season, while Ndombele has scored six with Lyon in 2018/19.
Essentially, Spurs are in a very good position to win the title next season. Kind of.